2008

Aug

I.cannot.get.this.annoying.song.out.of.my.head. Lyrically…its genius……“2...

I Like it ALOT. Reminds me of a band whose name I cant think of at the moment. Sounds really...

“Mum………I think Im starting my period.”
— My ‘nephew’ who is...

No matter what happens….no matter what misery he brings to my life, I just dont see myself...

I posted the video to this a little while ago, because it was Hot and stuff. And just today my...

Love. Update. Kenny Rogers. Apologies, But I seriously would. So distiinguished I cant stand it, and...

Im so untalented, Isnt it? Love that. This is excellent, dont criticise yourself. I bet your family...

Oh how we laughed. Because, thats just...

Me: I just dont understand.
Her: Its probably best that you dont even try to, to be honest.

Eddie Murphy, Delirious, Icecream sketch… Is it bad that I just sang along to this whole...

The one where she .. oh never mind.

I am expertly / single handedly opening a bottle of wine while half reclined on the sofa… Who...

“oooOOOOOooooOOOO Im scared.”
— I realise one hundred percent...

Vegemite, here's the deal

Just eaten my marmite toast, (one slice, cutting back on the carbs again etc, repeat to...

She is so tight she owes herself money.

Me: Im not staying in a Two Star Hotel, Im 33.
Her: Look on the web, looks nice.
Me: Its two stars, because it FAILS at ALL the basic stuff. Like cleanliness.
Me: Im not taking effing Flash Wipes to New York alright.
Me: Who is the flight with?
Her: American Airlines.
Me: Aye-yi-yi.

I am eating a mini meat egg right now. M&S ones are not as nice as Waitrose. Just sayin…

OMGosh. Turn it up realllllly Loud and stuff… Yes! singlescoop: Gold Dust Woman - Fleetwood...

OK…Allz Im gonna say is this. He can dunk his...

Goodness me. I dont think I could cope with a daily dose to...

Human beings continue to go about their...

(via whatthefuckdoineedtoknow)

Toto!! Were back!! (via hereharehere)

If you dont have your health, you have nothing.

“How are you? Fine, and you? It’s not that we don’t care,...”
— Richard Siken (via align)

I Like this, reminds me of the concept boards I have been...

Have you ever seen an ugly fireman? No,...

You know what, I hate to sound like a desperate almost not quite yet leave it middle aged woman...

Cute. I never knew hedgehogs ate carrots. scout: it’s a hedgehog eating a carrot while being...

Ill tell you what makes me...

„,News reports on missing children that comment on ‘sightings’ Who are these...

More Rules for your Unborn and born-ed...

Never tell your wife she is a better cook than your mother, because she will know you are lying. The...

“Controversial. Peas IN or OUT of the sheperds Pie?”
— He asked. Im no food snob,...

FaceBook Daily News Feed.....

…is Rubbish… It churns out stuff that happened ages ago. I need up to the minute cutting...

Just five really interesting things....

1) I was about to pour a glass of wine into the sheperds pie I was making, then I got confused, and...

120. Spend time with your mother. She’s...

(via rulesformyunbornson) Yes.

In a groundbreaking scientific development – which runs...

I cant believe my friend just got a Range Rover Sport for...

Designer Bajyna

And…why is there a programme on Channel Four at the moment, titled, My Perfect Vagina....

Toe Job

I have pins and needles in ONE of my toes, and it has been like it All day. Does this mean Im about...

No intelligent comment Im afraid. It just happens. Faces...

Drinking WKD does it. Which is why I dont drink WKDs. I...

Chris Brown. Forever. Yes.

(via allcreatures) This is how I feel today, having just...

Coming out, ready or not.

Old Tree carved and varnished.

We had a picnic yesterday at the park. We took meat eggs.

There is no pain.

Gosh, how to depress yourself on a Hungover Sunday morning…Play Comfortably Numb and imagine...

butterflyeffect: avalanche: Pink Floyd, Comfortably Numb First song I ever sang on stage. With a...

OK, Its 5.30am, and I have eaten more pate on toast, than I can shake a stick at, should I wish to...

Our school reunion is at Notting Hill carnival next weekend apparently. Ha. So excited. God I must...

Incited!

Just about to jump in the bath (not literally) with a glass of wine, then prepare myself for a night...

Everyone is being a bitch to me. Its funny because its a grown man.

Your daily dose of Queenage. I sang God Save The Queen, for I am but a humble subject. Sidenote,...

So, often I sit here a little drunk thinking about the Queen and how patriotic I am. NOT. Anyway, I...

Welly Wangling. or…just throwing your shoes across a field. Nothing sporting about it.

Drunken Braniwave...

Hey, we should start a life cast, NON Polite Society. I cant believe they stole my idea. Ours would...

Polite Society

Are you pouring chardonnay on your cornflakes? Jealous! And yes, drunk blog like no one is...

iampennypops: cachorra: chagrin: (via Trysha .) I used to...

Polite Society

Apologising in advance.

“emma’s been a bit quiet today let me see if i can stir her up abit. come on em i know...

The Happening didnt quite Happen for me...

When you compare it to a genius movie of a similar genre, 28 days later, for example, the Happening...

Stir Fry for Dinner tonight. Because even a monkeycould do...

Holy Dancing Batman! Is he still up there? Who knows, or...

How many police cars for the Fathers for Justice guy this...

I hate being a Radar Whore, but this is such a classic, and reminds me of a Mitsubishi Driver I once...

We are going to watch this tonight.

davidfuternick: (via theletterb)

Thank You Cards

Polite Society. You either belong to it, or you dont.

Mtume, Juicy Fruit. Classic. Love. (Seriously, after 11 oclock I turn into a wedding DJ, Someone...

Grandmaster Flash, White Lines. OK, Im done.

Grandmaster Flash, Dont.Push.Me. So good. I love lyrics from the 70s. I used to read the sleeve of...

“Ho-tel, Mo-tel, Holiday-Innn” Sugarhill Gang. Rappers Delight. I do NOT know all the...

Reversing into that Parking Spot will save...

So I raced home on the M40 today to catch some rays in the...

I kind of feel sad that I dont date a man like this. I could...

Ell and I did an off the cuff ‘lipdub’ to this one day in the car. One day I may post...

Meategg gone wrong

UB40

Such and Such on Facebook is…….“wondering where life will take him...

Im not even joking now. Where the hell is the sellotape? I...

Yes. Yes. Anddd Yes. This is my all time favourite driving record. Birmingham to Manchester in 15...

Hey....Coooeeey, I found a vein for...

So its not enough that I am bled dry buying a present for your child, but you want them to dress up...

Im such a Failure, I shouldnt have been...

Me: The Party this afternoon..Someone said it was Disney Fancy Dress?
Her: Yes, it is.
Me: F**K F**K F**KITY F**K
(via text)

Banana Bread

I saw your photo before this post scrolling down, and I was like “Banana Bread!!”...

After the last post, phew, this was Lovely. Children should...

Thats horrifying. Truly heartbreaking. They’re always your babies regardless of how old they...

Nor no B. Ha. forwhenifeellikesharing: Dear Copycats, Stop. copying. Be original. As in: “Oh I’m...

I ate a Nobbly Bobbly ice lolly last night while using my laptop. This means that some of those...

Authentic British Pubs in America.

We would talk about this all the time, ..if we could just lift our local village pub and plop it on...

I have never been to Paris, and its starting to piss me off...

I have never eaten a ‘meat egg’ warm. Now I will have to try one or five.

I am calling them ‘meat eggs’ from now...

Why the ‘running man’ ever went out of fashion is beyond me.

Seriously, Colour Me Badd, that video has me bent double crying “We could do it till we both...

Legend. I had this on ‘tape.’ I was so ‘bad’ with my baggy jeans and...

Bros, When I will Be Famous. Well…never to be honest, but thats by the by… Grolsch tops...

I have just been thrown headphones. Whatever. “Dont make me dust down my cassette tapes and...

via fluentjb: Lovvvve. Dear 90s, Come back. All is forgiven. Love Me. Xx

My face hurts from smiling, I want to scrunge her up! ridiculousaurus: adorable cookie monster...

travors: Coraline featurette Very excited for this. We are BIG Nightmare before Christmas fans.

Pimp my ride.

So my mum had her car stolen on Saturday night. She had only just passed her test and had the car a...

He walks in with a Fab.

Me: Selfish. Did you want to get me an icecream out of the freezer?
Ell: No, because I cant 'feel the love between us'
Me: Youll feel the love in the back of my hand in a minute!

Falco, Rock Me Amadeus. Uh, ‘Lol’

Thats the thing, I spose. Youre not just expressing your opinion on it, youre living it.

“Im not looking for conversation, enlightenment, or anything...”
— Her, at the weekend. Some did...

Selfish much?

So the last thing she said before she fell asleep the other night was “I really miss him when...

Love Summer Heights. “Ive got a compilation CD in my bag to give you on the way home as a...

Im turning over a new blog leaf. Ive had my manic half hour....

“I told dad the other day about facebook, and he said he...”
— My sister and I suggested...

“We will be coming while on call”
— My local fire officer this...

Word Up. Cameo. Because, you Love it. When men werent afraid to wear leotards, and wear red plastic...

Namnesia.

Dont you just hate it when you have heard a song on the radio during the day, and you need to find...

For Onion Volcano.

“There was a cute mom in an unstable bathing suit at the...”
— Onion Volcano. An excellent...

Yes, Your president, smackin’ that assss! You have to...

Liz Lemon Swindle, While Emma Sleeps. I found this in my...

ndru: sft: We Heart It - Image - TinyPic - Free Image...

Very Smart, and well executed. Like. shotguneddie: Audi...

The Yorkshire Terrier, in Stonegate. Not the Shambles. Nor...

Just in case you thought I was lying. Bold statement, they...

The Guy Fawkes Inn, York.

The Guy Fawkes Inn, York. Did you know…. Guy Fawkes...

Now why cant street art/graffiti be more like this? Up your...

The Minster, York. Just to gauge the mahousiveness of it...