Im not even joking now.
Where the hell is the sellotape? I mean, I swear to God, they eat it.
I have shares in sellotape. I buy sellotape ALLLL the time.
“Oh hey kids, guess what, Im just going to the shops again to buy 75 rolls of sellotape, need any sellotape while Im out”….
Yesterday, we were falling OVER the sellotape, but today, there is sooo NO sellotape to fall over.
Honestly. The next person that walks through this door is going to get beaten up because I have no sellotape.
This is why people have nervous breakdowns and go on killing sprees.
UPDATE:- And, because I have nobbly bobblys in my keyboard, I cant even type properlyyyyyy!!!